Sausage Olympics

Sausage Olympics Five arcade athletics events, one rule. Mash A and D to run, never the same key twice. Up to 8 players, AI rivals, world records, and a stadium full of chickens. Five events • 100 m dash. Pure speed from the gun to the line. • 100 m hurdles. Ten hurdles, one SPACE each. Clip one and you lose a step. Crash one and you roll. • Javelin. Run up, hold SPACE to raise the angle, release. Three throws, best counts. • Triple jump. Hit the board, then time SPACE on each landing: hop, step, jump. • Archery. The breather. Read the wind, steer the sight with WASD, hold SPACE to draw, release in the sweet spot. The hold is the test. Play it your way • Tournament: all five events back to back, a podium at the end. • Single events with instant retry. • Up to 8 players in one stadium, plus AI rivals in four skill levels from Easy to Champion. • Every score is measured against the real world record. 1000 points is world class. Beat it.