Hit Me, Bartender!
by
tameranian
| Summary | Arcade boxing with roguelike elements! |
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| Description |
No AI was used for any art or assets!!!! [Image] The bartender is your coach. His drinks are your build. Hit Me, Bartender! is a 1-2 boxing game, with roguelite elements for it's singleplayer. Weave between attacks, time your blocks, and spend your winnings on more drinks. Read your opponents movements as drinks slide your way to help give you a fighting chance. Stack upgrades, build your very own personal cocktail, and take on increasingly tough opponents. It's up to you to cash out, or have just one. more. round. Which hits harder, the knockout or the hangover? Only one way to find out! P.S. Feel free to join the discord if you enjoy the game and want to stay updated!! [Link preview]No AI was used for any art or assets!!!!
[Image]
The bartender is your coach. His drinks are your build.
Hit Me, Bartender! is a 1-2 boxing game, with roguelite elements for it's singleplayer. Weave between attacks, time your blocks, and spend your winnings on more drinks.
Read your opponents movements as drinks slide your way to help give you a fighting chance. Stack upgrades, build your very own personal cocktail, and take on increasingly tough opponents. It's up to you to cash out, or have just one. more. round.
Which hits harder, the knockout or the hangover? Only one way to find out!
P.S. Feel free to join the discord if you enjoy the game and want to stay updated!!
[Link preview]
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| Votes | 👍286 👎22 ❤️397 |
| Error Rate | 0% |
| Loading Screen Media | https://cdn.sbox.game/org/tameranian/hit_me_bartender/loadingscreen/e5f7fc8f-7a7f-4702-909e-fe208fb98c5b.png |
| Reviews |
59 reviews
86.4% Recommended (51)
13.6% Promise (8)
0% Needs Work (0)
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| Usage |
1 active now
1,628 players
2,089 sessions
461 hours playtime
13 minutes avg session
CCU sampled
Totals captured
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| Data | {"Versus": true, "TwoPlayer": true, "SinglePlayer": true, "GameConfigConfirmed": true, "RecommendedMaxPlayers": 2, "RecommendedMinPlayers": 1} |
| Version | Created | Size (modified) | Files | Changes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 423730 | 162.5 MB (3 MB) | 797 ~2 | Text overflow and level up delay | |
| 423728 | 162.5 MB (5.2 MB) | 797 +7 ~8 | fix missing resources | |
| 423724 | 159.8 MB (127.4 MB) | 790 +257 ~288 | Giant stupid rework | |
| 422330 | 161.2 MB (46.4 MB) | 533 +11 ~53 -12 | new sammy model | |
| 422013 | 137.5 MB (2.7 MB) | 534 ~2 | Changes on 2026-10-09 | |
| 422012 | 137.5 MB (2.7 MB) | 534 ~2 | Changes on 2026-10-09 | |
| 422005 | 137.5 MB (5.3 MB) | 534 ~3 -11 | Changes on 2026-10-09 | |
| 422001 | 136.2 MB (106 MB) | 545 +306 ~56 -54 | Changes on 2026-10-09 | |
| 410235 | 59.6 MB (1.9 MB) | 293 ~8 | Changes on 2026-10-04 | |
| 410222 | 59.6 MB (6.2 MB) | 293 +17 ~20 | Changes on 2026-10-04 | |
| 410172 | 59.3 MB (2.1 MB) | 276 ~18 | Changes on 2026-10-03 | |
| 410103 | 59.3 MB (19.1 MB) | 276 ~15 -27 | reduce game size down to 60 MBs | |
| 410102 | 139.5 MB (3 MB) | 303 +2 ~10 -50 | reduce download size and replace bosses with a human fighters | |
| 409762 | 164.5 MB (24.8 MB) | 351 +12 ~45 -60 | Rushed rework | |
| 398987 | 183.8 MB (3.3 MB) | 399 +4 ~1 | fix missing resources | |
| 398986 | 181.9 MB (1.5 MB) | 395 ~12 | Changes on 2026-10-01 | |
| 398984 | 182.3 MB (20.8 MB) | 395 +63 ~43 -9 | Post Jam Refresh | |
| 398016 | 182.4 MB (1.6 MB) | 341 ~6 | record run time | |
| 397921 | 182.3 MB (1.4 MB) | 341 ~2 | network fix? | |
| 397901 | 182.3 MB (1.2 MB) | 341 ~2 | Changes on 2026-09-27 | |
| 397889 | 182.3 MB (4.2 MB) | 341 +3 ~16 | Multiplayer | |
| 397789 | 180.2 MB (6.4 MB) | 338 +8 ~9 | Changes on 2026-09-27 | |
| 397644 | 175.2 MB (1.4 MB) | 330 ~7 | Changes on 2026-09-27 | |
| 397643 | 175.2 MB (8.2 MB) | 330 +10 ~10 | Changes on 2026-09-27 | |
| 397209 | 168.5 MB (989 KB) | 320 ~1 | fix controller prompt | |
| 397155 | 168.5 MB (995.1 KB) | 320 ~2 | Make space confirm instead of enter | |
| 396977 | 168.5 MB (1.3 MB) | 320 ~4 | Rebalancing | |
| 396962 | 168.5 MB (1.2 MB) | 320 ~3 | Tons of tweaks | |
| 396916 | 168.5 MB (1.2 MB) | 320 ~5 | Changes on 2026-09-26 | |
| 396896 | 168.5 MB (1.4 MB) | 320 ~4 | Various fixes/reworks | |
| 396878 | 168.5 MB (1.1 MB) | 320 ~2 | Fix escape opening sbox menu bug | |
| 396831 | 168.5 MB (8 MB) | 320 +3 ~3 -2 | fix game options after refactor | |
| 396713 | 167.8 MB (1.3 MB) | 319 +1 ~13 | Tons of fixes and tweaks | |
| 396379 | 167.7 MB (1 MB) | 318 ~2 | Changes on 2026-09-25 | |
| 396371 | 167.7 MB (4.7 MB) | 318 +2 ~1 | missing wood fix | |
| 396369 | 163.9 MB (2.4 MB) | 316 +1 ~1 -1 | LOADING SCREEN FIX FOR REAL | |
| 396367 | 163.9 MB (2.4 MB) | 316 +1 ~1 | FORGOT LOADING SCREEN | |
| 396366 | 162.4 MB (1.1 MB) | 315 ~2 | Changes on 2026-09-25 | |
| 396359 | 162.4 MB (1.6 MB) | 315 +3 ~19 -1 | Changes on 2026-09-25 | |
| 396299 | 162.2 MB (3.3 MB) | 313 +7 ~16 -44 | Changes on 2026-09-25 | |
| 396204 | 354.2 MB (867 KB) | 350 ~1 | please work | |
| 396199 | 354.2 MB (867 KB) | 350 ~1 | Changes on 2026-09-25 | |
| 396198 | 354.2 MB (2.9 MB) | 350 +4 ~26 | Changes on 2026-09-25 | |
| 395349 | 352.8 MB (40.5 MB) | 346 +12 ~2 | Changes on 2026-09-23 | |
| 395344 | 313.2 MB (1015.9 KB) | 334 +2 ~1 | Changes on 2026-09-23 | |
| 395333 | 313 MB (806 KB) | 332 ~1 | Changes on 2026-09-23 | |
| 395332 | 313 MB | 332 +332 | Changes on 2026-09-23 |
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