Softwares, please (Prologue)

GLORY TO SLOPOSOFT. You are the new — and only — developer at Service Post 07. Inspect the documents, slam the stamp, then build the thing by prompting an AI that hallucinates into your code. Five days. One booth. Every day, clients cross the street with a software request in hand: a turbo mouse driver, a bingo app for the girls, a "banking app IDENTICAL to the real one, down to the smell", a rocket guidance system paid in a briefcase of one billion dollars. Cash allegedly included. INSPECT Check every document against the AGENAS regulations of the day: official seal, valid dates, honest budgets, registry numbers. The rules pile up every morning — and so do the scams! STAMP Pull the stamp bar and slam APPROVED or DENIED like it's 1982. Stamp as many times as you like; the top seal is the one that counts. Approve a scam and HR bills you. Approve something illegal and the police handle your resignation. PROMPT Approved it? Now you have to BUILD it — by prompting SlopGPT, assembling the request into the right prompt under the clock while the AI hallucinates garbage into your code. Fix the bugs, dodge the hallucinations. Special clients bring special challenges: tune Alan "Tuning"'s Enigma dials, crack Satoshi's cold-wallet seed words. A flawless job never fails. A sloppy one ships slop — and the refund comes out of your paycheck! SURVIVE THE STREET Between clients, the street happens: a dragon dance from your Chinese investor, a giant rooster hired as security, the church of the Sacred Penguin blessing your terminal, grandmas in a conga line. What you do about it — pet the rooster, feed the dragon, join the conga — has consequences. Some of them financial. Some of them worse. MEET THE CAST Thirteen regulars, including Mr. Waldir (WINS' number one fan), Slim (LUNIX's number one hater), Elon Tusk (has a rocket, allegedly has money), Chen Wei (speaks only Mandarin, pays to the cent) and Satoshi Nakamoto (nine-digit wallet, three forgotten words). Features • A scripted five-day week in the style of Papers, Please — every client is a story beat. • Physical stamps, paper documents, and a rulebook that grows every day. • Prompt-assembly minigame with AI hallucinations, code review, Enigma dials and seed-word puzzles. • Interactive street events with choices and consequences (luck, fame, shame, rooster). • Multiple endings and achievements: employee of the month, fired, arrested — three different ways! • Auto-save every morning, one slot per day — retry any day, Papers, Please style. • Fully localized: English, Brazilian Portuguese, Spanish, French, German. • Singleplayer. Your booth. Your stamp. Your problem. Next client!