S.H.I.T

Dear Employee, As you may be aware, a temporary staffing challenge has emerged following the widespread collapse of civilisation and subsequent increase in aggressive, deceased community members. While management acknowledges these unusual circumstances, our commitment to delivering exceptional waste collection services remains unchanged. All employees are therefore reminded of their core responsibilities: • Collect refuse bags from designated collection points. • Keep pace with the company collection vehicle. • Meet daily collection targets. • Avoid unnecessary consumption by former residents. • Maintain a positive attitude. Please note that the collection vehicle will continue to operate according to its scheduled route and will not stop for employees who fall behind, become distracted, or experience partial dismemberment. Collection quotas are determined by crew size. Employees are therefore encouraged to support recruitment efforts and refrain from being eaten whenever possible. Employees should also note that today's collection remains: BIN BAGS ONLY The following items should not be loaded onto company vehicles: • Furniture • Domestic appliances • Road signs • Zombies • Parts of zombies • Colleagues (current or former) As always, S.H.I.T. remains committed to employee wellbeing. Should you feel overwhelmed by exhaustion, terror, or the complete breakdown of modern society, please remember our company motto: The apocalypse may be unavoidable, Missed targets are not!! S.H.I.T. Sanitation & Hazard Intervention Team "Humanity may be finished. The route isn't." Music made with the help of AI